{"id":475,"date":"2017-03-15T05:01:57","date_gmt":"2017-03-15T05:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/?p=475"},"modified":"2019-11-19T07:07:22","modified_gmt":"2019-11-19T07:07:22","slug":"if-my-dorm-room-could-speak-by-hedwig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/2017\/03\/15\/if-my-dorm-room-could-speak-by-hedwig\/","title":{"rendered":"If My Dorm Room Could Speak &#8211; By Hedwig"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"854\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_inline_omy98rN4TB1un32nx_1280-854x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"476\" data-link=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/?attachment_id=476\" class=\"wp-image-476\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_inline_omy98rN4TB1un32nx_1280-854x1024.jpg 854w, https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_inline_omy98rN4TB1un32nx_1280-250x300.jpg 250w, https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_inline_omy98rN4TB1un32nx_1280-768x921.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_inline_omy98rN4TB1un32nx_1280.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 854px) 100vw, 854px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><em>This is the ninth poem in a series of poems that explore what&nbsp;the commonplace objects in a student\u2019s life would say if they underwent an Enid Blyton-esque change overnight, and could speak.&nbsp;<\/em><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDidi\u2019 calls a voice,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A familiar one,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Room ABC has to be cleaned;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I sigh in joy \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which turns out like an earthquake \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But really, I\u2019m&nbsp;<em>so ready&nbsp;<\/em>to gleam;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve been stomped on<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And scratched at,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My floor deserves a raise;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suitcase wheels to<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Piled up meals \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do not get enough praise;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And when it\u2019s time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For a Semester\u2019s end<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You pull posters off my walls;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It hurts but<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You don\u2019t seem to<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Care at all;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For when it\u2019s time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And a new Semester<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Starts again,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will have to<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Relive this cycle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of pain.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the ninth poem in a series of poems that explore what&nbsp;the commonplace objects in a student\u2019s life would say if they underwent an Enid Blyton-esque change overnight, and could speak.&nbsp; \u201cDidi\u2019 calls a voice, A familiar one, Room ABC has to be cleaned; I sigh in joy \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/2017\/03\/15\/if-my-dorm-room-could-speak-by-hedwig\/\" class=\"btn btn-link continue-link\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":477,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions\/477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}