{"id":496,"date":"2017-01-06T05:13:04","date_gmt":"2017-01-06T05:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/?p=496"},"modified":"2019-11-20T05:37:59","modified_gmt":"2019-11-20T05:37:59","slug":"if-maggi-could-speak-by-hedwig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/2017\/01\/06\/if-maggi-could-speak-by-hedwig\/","title":{"rendered":"If Maggi Could Speak &#8211; By Hedwig"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_inline_ojpl7ndo781un32nx_1280.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"497\" data-link=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/?attachment_id=497\" class=\"wp-image-497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_inline_ojpl7ndo781un32nx_1280.jpg 800w, https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_inline_ojpl7ndo781un32nx_1280-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tumblr_inline_ojpl7ndo781un32nx_1280-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><em>This is the fourth poem in a series of poems that explore what the commonplace objects in a student\u2019s life would say if they underwent an Enid Blyton-esque change overnight, and could speak. This has been written in the form of a Sonnet (sort of).<\/em><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If the Maggi we buy at the grocery store<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Could speak to us in our tongue,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We would hear the tales of munchies and more \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It would have to develop some lungs;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We would be regaled by alimentary folklore<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While microwaving our midnight snack,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>About how torn packets lay galore<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And Maggi was eaten raw (Life Hack);<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can almost hear the tinge of pride<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With which it would talk about<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surfing the tumultuous noodle tides,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cruising beside Ramen, charting new-routes;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s made a comeback, that\u2019s for sure,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whether Oats, Atta, or Extra Masala \u2013 You can\u2019t resist the lure.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the fourth poem in a series of poems that explore what the commonplace objects in a student\u2019s life would say if they underwent an Enid Blyton-esque change overnight, and could speak. This has been written in the form of a Sonnet (sort of). If the Maggi we buy <a href=\"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/2017\/01\/06\/if-maggi-could-speak-by-hedwig\/\" class=\"btn btn-link continue-link\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":498,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions\/498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jgu.edu.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}